Ladies, what is it about
dolphins and rabbits? Seriously? As I write this blog post, X-Citement Video currently contains an astonishing
thirty eight dolphins (out of a few hundred equally fabulous sex toys.) We have Caribic Dolphin vibrators on sale, Florida Dolphins for the travelers among us. We have a rocking, best-selling Danny Dolphin specialty vibe, complete with curved g-spot tip and clit stimulating arm (you go Danny!). Brand new in store is the Jelly Dolphin cock ring, a great way to prolong and add stimulation to intercourse- let’s face it, everything is better when it vibrates. We even have a double-dolphin ‘sex-talent’ dong, for both anal and vaginal penetration. It’s kind of reminiscent of a push-me-pull-you, for those of us who grew up with Dr Doolittle. It’s so cute I counted both heads in my store-wide dolphin tally. And it doesn’t stop at dolphins. X-Citement video contains
twenty two rabbits, and
four butterflies, a
handful of bees,
seven teddy bears,
three penguins,
five octopuses and or various tentacles (gotta love the octopussi male masturbator,)
two beetles,
a dragon, and
one lone hummingbird. It kind of makes me want to collect the whole set. Having outgrown My Little Ponies, enjoy yourself with a rather more adult plastic (or silicone, or jelly) fabulous and adorable menagerie from X-Citement video. Come on down before someone cleans us right out of hummingbirds and dragons.
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| Crazy Rabbit |
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| Danny Dolphin |
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| Ultra 7 Hummer |
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